the acoustics are better in the closet. with my shirt off.

“i think i’m cute, i think i’m the best”

one theiving politician trumps twenty dead bodies. good to know.

@aria9 have an awesome time in NYC!

Internet comics are like legos: sometimes the finished project looks a little bobo, but when someone knows what they’re doing it’s awesome

ONLY WITH GLASSES ON CAN MANKIND UNITE OH SNAP! When @emilypatricia sent twitter of DR. BRONNER’S MAGIC SOAPBOX all children learned MORAL ABC and spaceship tumblr was ALL-ONE! Sure as no internet can descend from tumblarity: 1 neither can teachings of blah blah blah and somebody get reblogged without MORAL ABC and FUNNY INTERNET MEME! REPOST! RETWEET! DILUTE!

Tube dude

better be off, and i’d better be able, indeed

i think the subtextual social commentary in this video (puking up eclair?) would make more sense if i knew anything about the society that produced it